Really? No Way.

Frustration sets in as the world's most obvious conclusion has been proven by world's most useless study:
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Being Financially Secure Eases Worry & Stress

Christ on a muffin - I'm going to have to stop reading the news.

"Tayla Miron-Shatz, a postdoctoral research fellow at Princeton University, said that in a study involving women, those who concentrated much of their thinking on financial matters were much less likely to be happy with their lives"

Methinks you best go back to Princeton and get your money back Ms. Shatz

Can you guess which journal published this gold nugget of research?

The Journal of Judgment and Decision Making

I'm serious.  This journal actually exists.  I can't make this stuff up - despite what you may have heard, I'm not that talented.

So we're essentially saying that money can buy happiness. Most people will tell you with a slight smile on their face while they shake their heads "No, it most certainly cannot". Yea. OK. That's just something poor people say.

Money can buy you lots of things!

It can buy you a roller coaster..

^See? Look how happy everyone is. Nobody could be upset or angry on one of those things.

It can buy me my all-time favorite snack food...

Ohhhhhhh SnV chips - so good to me.

Little salty saviors in a bag.  The world could be falling apart all around me and I'm good as gold - so long as I have these suckers on hand.  

It can even buy you a baby if you happen to be cursed with a shotty reproductive system. 

I hear they keep their value if the eyes stay blue.

Now...I'd prefer to live in a classless society where healthcare and education was on a common ground for everyone to obtain - but until they stop paying these post doctoral researching pieces of garbage loads of money for their hours of useless, intellect-depraved labor - I really don't see my idealistic society coming to a head.  I'm gonna need some more time.

I guess I'll just wait it out.  

You assholes just let me know when you're ready.