Who Is Responsible For Letting This Happen?

Somewhere out there Britney Spears is doing her happy dance.

Giant Cheetos

Really?
We're going to go through with this?
We're actually going to let this happen?

Awesome. I'll start packing my bags now.

Get me out of this flipping country.

--Not to mention --
This is going to completely destroy the grand American tradition of trying to shove as many regular sized Cheeto puffs into your gob as humanly possible. Popping 3 of these suckers into your mouth at one time doesn't seem nearly as impressive.